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February 3 2010

Was in south London. Had dinner then went to the theatre. Watched six degrees of seperation. Was pleasantly surprised by the nudity. Didn’t expect it to be “wiggle-waggling” in front of us with the guy brandishing it like a gun shouting ” ‘Does he have a gun?!’ Of course I have a gun!!” Returned to my car and saw woman standing in the middle of small one way lane. Started engine. Warmed all up. Started off. Saw woman on tarmac. Because it was south London and near the cut, forgive me for my snootiness, I left woman there and sat in my car with locked doors and lights off until some other people showed up to investigate fallen woman who at this point was sobbing hysterically, loudly enough for me to hear through locked doors. So I got out too. Woman was lifted off road to pavement. And I tried to do the responsible medical student thing and tried to take a history. She spoke little English. I suggested we call the police plus minus ambulance, because by this point she was screaming in agony. No police no police then she started to crawl back to center of the road but we managed to haul her back to pavement. She ended up splayed across the bonnet of the beemer parked in front of my car. Twenty minutes in the subzero temperature. I was completely unprepared for it. Teeth started chattering, lips were blue and so left girl on bonnet and smiled and shrugged at owner of Beemer carrying his dry cleaning when he unlocked his car. Flash flash.

Was in south London. Had dinner then went to the theatre. Watched six degrees of seperation. Was pleasantly surprised by the nudity. Didn’t expect it to be “wiggle-waggling” in front of us with the guy brandishing it like a gun shouting ” ‘Does he have a gun?!’ Of course I have a gun!!”

Returned to my car and saw woman standing in the middle of small one way lane. Started engine. Warmed all up. Started off. Saw woman on tarmac. Because it was south London and near the cut, forgive me for my snootiness, I left woman there and sat in my car with locked doors and lights off until some other people showed up to investigate fallen woman who at this point was sobbing hysterically, loudly enough for me to hear through locked doors.


So I got out too. Woman was lifted off road to pavement. And I tried to do the responsible medical student thing and tried to take a history. She spoke little English. I suggested we call the police plus minus ambulance, because by this point she was screaming in agony. No police no police then she started to crawl back to center of the road but we managed to haul her back to pavement. She ended up splayed across the bonnet of the beemer parked in front of my car. Twenty minutes in the subzero temperature. I was completely unprepared for it. Teeth started chattering, lips were blue and so left girl on bonnet and smiled and shrugged at owner of Beemer carrying his dry cleaning when he unlocked his car. Flash flash.